"Don't count the Sharks out yet!"

That's what everyone said after Game 2 when the Sharks went down in the series 2 - 0. Guess who said that you could consider the series over? I did. That's right, bitches. I said that the Sharks could forget thinking about winning. And now Game 3 goes to the Stars in overtime. Still don't think the Sharks are done? They've been KOed and the count is up to 7. Soon, the Stars will raise their arm in victory.

Fuck the Sharks, and all their retardedly optimistic fans. You guys didn't actually think you were better than the Ducks, did you? Ha. And don't give me that "But we made it farther than the Ducks!" bullshit. You guys didn't have to play the Stars in the first round, otherwise you wouldn't have. You played a much easier team than the Ducks played and still barely squeaked by. Now you're playing the team that the Ducks played, and (as poorly as the Ducks played) looking even worse. Go choke on air.

Sharks/Stars Game 2 Postgame

Wow. The Sharks suck. Good for me, bad for them.

After being ridiculed by my Shark-fan roommates in the first series for losing to Dallas, this win really solidifies a big "FUCK YOU" which I can then use to shove down their throats.

The Stars won this one because they do what the Ducks can't - keep playing confidently after the other team scores. The Ducks would fall apart whenever they got scored on, but Dallas has been basically shrugging off any goals and kept their heads up.

The Sharks somehow think their end-of-the-year momentum is somehow going to carry them through the playoffs, without actually having to work hard, and Dallas is tossing them around like small children because of this fact.

Now the Sharks have two games on the road, where they're really good. Ironically, this is what is killing them. They blow chunks at home. A .500 record at home is going to allow a good team (ie the Dallas Stars) to come in and kick their asses. Having the Home Ice Advantage that comes with being the #2 seed isn't going to help when you can't win shit at home.

The Stars go up 2 - 0 in the series, and you can already put this series in the books, even if the Sharks take a win in Dallas. They can say goodnight.

Sharks vs Stars - Game 2

No doubt this game will probably be a harder win for the Stars than Game 1 was. The Sharks are going to make some changes to their game to avoid looking like the Teal Shit they looked like on Game 1.

The Sharks are going to try to come out with more movement on the Power Play. If the Stars let them move the puck around, it's going to get ugly, so they need to focus on disrupting the Sharks passing lanes more than shot blocking... at the same time they need to be ready to collapse in case the Sharks try to crash the net.

Anyway, looks to be a good one, as is the Penguins/Rangers game that's on right now. Go Stars.

Eat it!

The Stars kept the pressure on in overtime and came away with teal blood on their hands. Way to go! The Sharks got some unlucky breaks in that game but I still felt that Dallas outplayed them.

Stars take Game 1. Good for them. They play like that and they won't lose the series to the Teal Pussies. I expect this one to end in 6, in Dallas. Down with the Sharks.

Sharks vs Stars - Game 1

The day is here. Hopefully the Stars don't bitch out as soon as they play a team that's not my favorite.

The Ducks failed both because of under-performing and because Dallas looked great. Turco seemed like a brick wall in that goal sometimes, and the whole team knew how to capitalize off of momentum.

If both teams played how they played in the first playoff series, the Sharks won't have a chance. The Sharks chose to play with fire (HA!) when playing the Flames, and they almost got burned (HA!). If Dallas keeps up their pace that they had when playing the Ducks, you can expect to see this series end in 5 or 6 games.

Kill the Sharks!

"Keep it in California"

Well I slept through Biology for the second time in a row, that makes 6 or 7 times this semester (damn 10 AM classes) so I didn't get to work my magic.

So both of my favorite bloggers, Earl Sleek and Spade-in-Victorhell have turned their support to the Teal Emo kids up in San Jose, so the NHL can "keep the cup in California".

What's this bullshit? I mean, did the US turn to our rivals, Soviet Russia, during the Vietnam War and say "Hey, I know I hate you and you suck and Thornton is a bitch, but how about we team up and support each other on this quest to conquer Vietnam?" No!!! Partly because we were indirectly fighting Russia. Well guess what? We're still in the playoffs, as long as we indirectly fight the Sharks!!

The only reason that damn cup is going to be in California is because the DUCKS won it. And the Sharks are certainly not going to be the ones to pry it from our hot, cooked, delicious thighs.

Plus, did you ever wonder why that cheating thing for Sega was called "Game Shark"? It's named after the fact that the Sharks hockey team is a bunch of whining cheaters.

If it ain't in Anaheim, it ain't in California.

Because I was dared to.

C'mon, brokeyard. I dare you to start a blog called "We Bleed Teal Blood".

I created this because Earl Sleek of The Battle of California jokingly dared me to. Little did he know, I don't joke around. So this will chronicle how much utter contempt I have for the San Jose Sharks team, and to make fun of the fact that they have two separate blogs on Blogger in particular that are creatively called "Bleed Teal" and "We Bleed Teal".

I have a biology test tomorrow, I think, and my teacher is a devout Sharks fan. I'm thinking of inserting answers here and there that will just say "Quack" and any time it asks a question about evolution, the answer is going to be "Ducks" (for example, "which is the most completely AWESOME animal and WAY better than a Shark?")

So as disappointed as I am in the Ducks losing to the Dallas Stars in the first round, the Stars will be getting my support in the second round, just because I hate our cross-state rivals way up there in Whocaresville.

Go Ducks, and for a little while, go Stars. If the Sharks bleed teal, I hope they're drained of color at the end of this series.